What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?